MDR
06-16-2010, 05:09 PM
With all of the oil news and the lack of many really good fishing reports I thought I would thow this out for a bit of a break. Sometimes jocularity is the best medicine.
Not sure what paper this was in but I received it in an e-mail about British newspapers:
A woman almost bit off her husband's willy as he cooked pancakes for tea
-while she gave him oral sex. In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her naked back.
She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital docs in Carioca, Romania.
The man needed treatment to his willy while the wife had burns, two blacl eyes, and a broken cheekbone.
Not sure what paper this was in but I received it in an e-mail about British newspapers:
A woman almost bit off her husband's willy as he cooked pancakes for tea
-while she gave him oral sex. In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her naked back.
She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.
Both only admitted how they received their injuries after "intense questioning" by hospital docs in Carioca, Romania.
The man needed treatment to his willy while the wife had burns, two blacl eyes, and a broken cheekbone.