Suggestion for BP to Stop Oil Flow

[Branch_Office]

Well, the latest suggestion I heard submitted to BP to stop the oil flow was to put a huge wedding band around the pipe because everyone knows it would stop putting out at that point! :hide:

Hey, I just relay them as I get them. I have heard worse ideas lol. :biggrin:

[RedFinn]

Or one of Oprahs tampons

[papawd]

Or one of Oprahs tampons That is just scary

[Yak-a-Lou]

My idea wouldn't stop the flow but it should prevent landfall on our marshes.

Line up twenty politicians each in Hopedale, Venice, and Grand Isle. Have them all face southeast and give simultaneous speeches. All that hot air should blow the oil all the way to Cuba.
;)