F/S “Dos-Gris Award”... $5000 obo

[Choupique]

:biggrin:

[Yak-a-Lou]

Hell, for that price I could buy a "real boat!!!"

[swamppro]

Yakalou, why would you want a real boat anyway? you would never have time for that one either. haha

[Mung]

Hell, for that price I could buy a "real boat!!!"

Grinnel's got a new Hobie Barge for sale, after this weekend. He'll give you a deal I'm sure, and might even be persuaded to throw in the Dos Gris.

[tefishmaster]

that "Dos-Gris Award "was pretty funny when it happened .....but who's laughing now ????????? I don't really remember why he got the Dos-Gris award but I'm sure someone will remind us.

[Yak-a-Lou]

Yakalou, why would you want a real boat anyway? you would never have time for that one either. haha

Three years, one month and twenty-three days buddy. How much longer do you have to work? Heh heh heh...

Meanwhile it was pointed out to me earlier today that ever since Choup was awarded the dogris award, he's won nearly every tournament. Maybe that dogris protects against gris-gris!?!

Meh, perhaps this year's PaddlePalooza will turn out to be a contest of "Who can INTENTIONALLY commit the biggest blunder" so as to get the dogris and lose the gris-gris. Should be interesting! Take video!

[swamppro]

Now that sounds like a plan. Have the ambulance standing by!

[Yak-a-Lou]

Contestant #1 - WACT, while climbing onto the trailer to get into the coffin sized ice chest, slips, falls and breaks his hip. Oops! No Playgirl photo-shoot this year but he's a contender for the dogris!

Contestants #2 & 3 - The Banana Boat brothers noting a 5 mph wind decide to ride out the storm at the local Huddle House. (Gross exaggeration.)

Contestant #4 - Swampy canceled at the last moment because his kid had a big red welt on his thigh. They went to the E.R. Diagnosis = mosquito bite. (Don't laugh... I have an ex-wife that actually did this with my younger daughter when she was two.)

Contestant #5 - Tumbleweed tumbled out of his boat reaching for a weed. (Weed = LEGAL cigarette in this case.)

Contestant #6 - Skillet knocked over the skillet and started a grease fire during the Friday night cookout. He burned his feet and was unable to fish the tourney. (A play on words, not an actual recounting of past events. Historically inaccurate.)

Contestant #7 - Cajun Caster used his back to lift his boat, threw out his back and won't be back in time to fish.

Contestant #8 - SurfMonkey forgets the chaffing dishes. (Generational projection.)

Contestant #9 - TopDogEye burns the Frosted Flakes, Wheaties and Cheerios that were to be served for breakfast.

Contestant #10 - Choupique is caught trawling with a gill net behind his peddle boat that is later determined to be powered by a well hidden 74# thrust trolling motor.

Any other contenders???

[Speckled_Tiger]

Contestant #11 - tefishmaster and crew get picked up by Fourchon Harbor Patrol. Apparently all of their Native Propels and other kayaks have been purchased using fraudulant Social Security claims. Shame on them!

[swamppro]

Contestant #11 - tefishmaster and crew get picked up by Fourchon Harbor Patrol. Apparently all of their Native Propels and other kayaks have been purchased using fraudulant Social Security claims. Shame on them!

haha beautiful!

[Yak-a-Lou]

Contestant #11 - tefishmaster and crew get picked up by Fourchon Harbor Patrol. Apparently all of their Native Propels and other kayaks have been purchased using fraudulant Social Security claims. Shame on them!


Time out there bud... are you making discriminatory accusations against seasoned citizens?

Better watch out. One of em might use his cane to turn you into a human Popsicle.

[Speckled_Tiger]

of course not, especially not against those that carry a gun (or three) and a badge:biggrin:

[Yak-a-Lou]

Badges? We don't need no steenkin badges.

[tefishmaster]

Time out there bud... are you making discriminatory accusations against seasoned citizens?

Better watch out. One of em might use his cane to turn you into a human Popsicle.:lol: :lol:

[MDR]

Badges? We don't need no steenkin badges.



Yup, Yup. Absotively. Just because I got rid of the badge does not mean I got rid of the gun, lol.

Actually I was just happy that I did not make the top 10 in this list. I can't say anything about Branch since I am staying with him for the tourney. I don't think Derrelt is fishing the tourney due to family priorities so he can't win for being taken hostage by angry shrimpers that demand his burning all his Bama gear to be released. Raywolf could win should he enter for using a yak with training wheels. Pawpawd could win if he enters only to find out that to win proper spelling and grammar were required on the waiver. Y-A-L might pull it off when he realizes that all the reports he was getting from his DWLF cohorts and Coast Guard buddies actually turned out to be sightings of Jacks and not reds.

[Yak-a-Lou]

Dude if I win it will be a PURE-DEE-CON-FABULOUS MEEER-A-KAL (aka: a really big miracle) since I'll be in Thibodaux (sans fishing poles) watching five years of tuition money get magically transformed into a single sheet of paper.

My baby girl, soon to be known as "Nurse Ratchet", will soon be a tax payer!

You go girl!

[MDR]

I for got you had that on the schedule. Very cool.

[Domo]

I'm in the same boat as you Yak-a-Lou, the only differences is it's my girlfriend and it's not my money that paid her way. She'll be walking across the stage to get her Masters in English from UNO.

[teknickcull]

damn i didn't realize all these graduations are the same day. my girlfriend will be getting her masters from tulane that day. i ordered a t-shirt anyway though - awesome shirt design!

[MDR]

Hmmm, let's see.....fishing begins at midnight 'oh one, gradulations usually start 10ish-over by noon, quick lunch, back to the weigh in by 4....hmmm. Just saying, lol.

[Yak-a-Lou]

Hmmm, let's see.....fishing begins at midnight 'oh one, gradulations usually start 10ish-over by noon, quick lunch, back to the weigh in by 4....hmmm. Just saying, lol.

Maybe in my younger / dumber days. These days I need my beauty rest. ;)

[Branch_Office]

These days I need my beauty rest. ;)

If that worked I would be sleeping most of the day...

[Speckled_Tiger]

Hmmm, let's see.....fishing begins at midnight 'oh one, gradulations usually start 10ish-over by noon, quick lunch, back to the weigh in by 4....hmmm. Just saying, lol.

careful, fishing doesn't begin until 5 a.m.