SP Style "Reasons"

[Speckled_Tiger]

Inspired by another thread, let's help T-weed out with some SwampPro style excuses:


*My goldfish has the hiccups.

next???

[Branch_Office]

T-Weed excuses............

When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the john, but I feel good about it.

[Branch_Office]

I am stuck in the blood pressure machine down at Wal-Mart and constipation has made me a walking time bomb. :biggrin:

[Yak-a-Lou]

My uvula is swollen.

[swamppro]

Damn yall are on me and I have not even been here for awhile! Actually good excuse for not being here lately. Plumbing busted at house and flooded inside. So far all floors have to be replaced, base boards, lower cabinets, entertainment center and some appliances, and tunneling under house. I was able to save the infamous hampster though, I should have let him drown so I could fish some tourneys though. Been out the house for 3 weeks staying at inlaws until work is done and it never began yet. Waiting on finalization from insurance. Tons of fun!!!!

[tumbleweed]

Sucks about the pipes. Did your neighbor get rid of the bees? Come to think of it I could use that excuse that my house is infested with Sri Lankan Instant Death Bees. Thanks swamppro

[swamppro]

haha I had a friend in high places have the city come by. He got cited for not maintaining his property and such. over 350 bucks and told he has to have them removed in a certain amount of time and noone does it for free. Bees still there as of yesterday. They said they will be checking on him every 3 weeks and will cite him everytime.

[marshdaddy]

Hamster got stung by a bee and ended up in the hospital all night.