The daughter

[MDR]

So, you finally got over the Vicki Secrets catalog going to the teenager and you can be happy for your 21 year old. She is soon to graduate college. While she broke your heart by going to Tulane instead of LSU, you are nonetheless happy she got an education and did not go to Bama or Ole Miss.

She calls to tell you that she has a job lined up after graduation that is going to pay over 100k a year. She is also excited about her new boyfriend and tells you that she really loves this guy. She describes how he has made a great deal of money in the computer industry. She also says he is an avid fisherman, loves to hunt, is a fantastic cook, loves football and John Wayne movies.

Naturally you cannot wait to meet this kid. Hell, you might even adopt him if things don't work out with your daughter. Finally you convince her to bring the young lad home for dinner.


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[pedalmedic]

Either I am lucky or my daughter knows how to lie very well. What happens to that poor S.O.B. if he were to get a sinus infection...

[bigredbobber]

Don't we all look like that to the girl's daddy?

[Cajun_Caster]

At least he has an eye for symmetry.

[Joker]

Nothing a .40 cal and a shuffle couldnt fix! ;)

[jpoucher]

Nothing a .40 cal and a shuffle couldnt fix! ;)
Famous words from me and Cabo's father in law (AKA Battery Doctor).

"I will bury you in the back with the rest of them."

[Joker]

Famous words from me and Cabo's father in law (AKA Battery Doctor).

"I will bury you in the back with the rest of them."

Amen!
Famous words of Bill Engvall "Boy, watch yourself. I'm not scared to go back to prison"

[Joker]

That dude is the poster child for birth control!

[who-yak]

My brother-in-law likes to have at least 3 of his larger caliber semi-autos on the kitchen table when a young man comes over for his daughter. Two are broken down for cleaning but the third is fully operational. He has even asked for the correct spelling of the boys name so he can have a cartridge engraved with his name.
My niece doesn't date much.

[Nobody]

Here's an idea:

Hide a bunch of high power magnets around the house and invite him over for dinner.

[pedalmedic]

sure he's a little rough around the edges, but he like to fish right?
Big words Fred.

[Sandman]

She describes how he has made a great deal of money in the computer industry.

This wouldn't be the Internet ... ughh ... "movie" industry, would it? :lol:

[MDR]

This wouldn't be the Internet ... ughh ... "movie" industry, would it? :lol:

No. Turns out he is quite the wiz at programming and fixing computers. Of course it helps in the repair biz when you can attach spare parts to your body.

[ijuswannafish]

Hey MDR, you might want to remove the ... from the title of this post before it causes viewing problems when it goes to a page 2.

[Branch_Office]

Hey MDR, you might want to remove the ... from the title of this post before it causes viewing problems when it goes to a page 2.

I took care of it! Should be no problem now.